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finally signed up for starsfest :___) i probably won't actually write anything lol but i'd pay real money to have someone write me single dad robo fic SORRY FOR BEING THE PERSON I AM.

this week has been so busy (I AM SO TIRED OF CONSTANT MEETINGS) and i still have a million things to grind through and this is just a procrastination post basically and also my executive dysfunction is doing its best to kick my ass lol. Hold up let him cook <- me to my brain every time i stare at the ingredients in my kitchen that i don't have the energy to start peeling.

ok [40 minutes later] crisis averted i made food. anyway i've been reflecting on starsrpf stuff and i realized that what i need in my life is basically just 달페스 취향표. give me a second....

ok [30 minutes and a devils 3-2 series lead over the rags later] here we go. filtered to the guys i mildly care to see shipped LOL sorry


( ship breakdown )

love
- 2124: obviously
- 2129: obviously
i don't really have anything else i'm obsessed with YET. but i invite dynamics to continue piquing my interest

like
- hintzkanen: tbh it's hard to not ship them because they're clearly obsessed with each other and everyone else (even still in finnmaf) is kind of superfluous to them lol. like sure kivo hangs out with them over the summer too but 244 seem the most codependent plus the whole clothes thing plus their wags being bffs and running the jacket operation.
- robonils: perfect nerd ship for nerds who are nerds :') nils as straggling swede now that klinger and petey aren't here anymore (sorry for not caring about either of the freddys) and basically being to robo what kivo is to the finns
- 5310: this video rewired my brain but we already know. pregame zooming down the tunnel ritual, ohl boys, going to cabo together, post-game 2 celly with delly waiting for johnny to duck under his arm, the general Rookie Earnestness with a side of delly not even being a rookie because he's been around on the roster fringes and working as a good anchor between robo and johnny...
- oh whoops i forgot to add 2110... but basically i'm an opportunistic robo multishipper. god knows why
- 2425: the thing about finnmaf is that kivi ISN'T even the most pitiful finn on the ice because hak exists. but he is so pitiful in every other way that matters... i need to meditate on the exact dynamic some more but this is my favorite beloved awkward 5'11 4th liner combination for finnmaf

interesting
- ryatt: i didn't see it before but... honestly i can get behind it. it is so funny to me that johnny's w*g is such an etsy girl who refuses to wear any stars merch that doesn't look hand-designed and thrifted because i'm like asldkfhlfdh. ok Fine yes that's roope
- 9141: i really don't think i'll ever actually care about tyler seguin but out of all his dynamics this one's the most fun to me because i unfortunately do enjoy a bit of childhood friends in my goalieshipping
- 252: presented without comment:
- goalie + ohlguy combos: wedge and robo, robo and johnny, wedge and otter, dellyotter (and they were roommates), etc.
- 1624: vetfucker disease

would read
- tseg ships: i think the 1c overhaul makes him and roope fun and then i don't really fully care about the mush/colin stuff but i'm like (throws hands up) i get it!
- johnnyotter: doesn't have much basis past the bye week trip but i like them enough individually that i'd read it. plus 5310 and 1029 already work so you might as well triangulate fully
- and the rest on the graph but you get it

(tbh i really like some age gap stuff but i don't feel right completely advertising it because i'm particular with how it's executed asdklfhgklhg. dw about it)

Anyway. HLKDSFHLH why am i the way i am

Date: 2023-05-15 03:05 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lowhours
you dont have to apologise for slower replies!! i like that dw gives us that flexibility u kno we can take our time.

why is 21 24 4 41 wag lineup grilling me... most random assortment of gyals ever but kudos to them for understanding the value of a little clique moment

ngl i hadnt even notice that roope doesnt do intl play anymore which is so ... :'( bc he seemed to really value that so much + those rls. hmmm

ik i said this on tumblr but ty being sent to finland as a 2 birds 1 stone enculturation so that you are prepared to be bffs with 1/3rd of our roster is so EPICCCCCC. i wonder how consciously he/guys in that situation are like I need to study the Finnish Way.... due to Miro Heiskanen..... ROBOTY FINLAND SPECIAL SIDE-QUEST and being forced to get along and be bonded forever due to shared unique exp is so delicious. >something weird and gay happens > go back to the team and have to pretend like everything's normal > uh oh.....

pls........... whenever roope gets roasted for academics/gullibility/being slow-on-the-uptake etc im like god how bad is it if HOCKEY PEOPLE are picking it up and making a point of it. where is his bannana split hangman game or are you an enemy or friend of complacency naz MOMENT for me to cherish? the are you a star or are you wild moment was good i guess maybe i'm being too selfish

TT_TT..... miro... yeah i think as much as i am believer in Everyone Is More Emotionally Resilient Than I Probably Expect i think you're right about how the perceived stability is really vital, and even the predictability of what miro will do for the full 30 min that he's out there must be really valuable. i cannot stop thinking about miro laid out to get sewn up hearing the goal horn again and again like OMG that sounds FAKE and from a MOVIE not reality.... but also probably at least a bit gratifying to know you're that important lol