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finally signed up for starsfest :___) i probably won't actually write anything lol but i'd pay real money to have someone write me single dad robo fic SORRY FOR BEING THE PERSON I AM.

this week has been so busy (I AM SO TIRED OF CONSTANT MEETINGS) and i still have a million things to grind through and this is just a procrastination post basically and also my executive dysfunction is doing its best to kick my ass lol. Hold up let him cook <- me to my brain every time i stare at the ingredients in my kitchen that i don't have the energy to start peeling.

ok [40 minutes later] crisis averted i made food. anyway i've been reflecting on starsrpf stuff and i realized that what i need in my life is basically just 달페스 취향표. give me a second....

ok [30 minutes and a devils 3-2 series lead over the rags later] here we go. filtered to the guys i mildly care to see shipped LOL sorry


( ship breakdown )

love
- 2124: obviously
- 2129: obviously
i don't really have anything else i'm obsessed with YET. but i invite dynamics to continue piquing my interest

like
- hintzkanen: tbh it's hard to not ship them because they're clearly obsessed with each other and everyone else (even still in finnmaf) is kind of superfluous to them lol. like sure kivo hangs out with them over the summer too but 244 seem the most codependent plus the whole clothes thing plus their wags being bffs and running the jacket operation.
- robonils: perfect nerd ship for nerds who are nerds :') nils as straggling swede now that klinger and petey aren't here anymore (sorry for not caring about either of the freddys) and basically being to robo what kivo is to the finns
- 5310: this video rewired my brain but we already know. pregame zooming down the tunnel ritual, ohl boys, going to cabo together, post-game 2 celly with delly waiting for johnny to duck under his arm, the general Rookie Earnestness with a side of delly not even being a rookie because he's been around on the roster fringes and working as a good anchor between robo and johnny...
- oh whoops i forgot to add 2110... but basically i'm an opportunistic robo multishipper. god knows why
- 2425: the thing about finnmaf is that kivi ISN'T even the most pitiful finn on the ice because hak exists. but he is so pitiful in every other way that matters... i need to meditate on the exact dynamic some more but this is my favorite beloved awkward 5'11 4th liner combination for finnmaf

interesting
- ryatt: i didn't see it before but... honestly i can get behind it. it is so funny to me that johnny's w*g is such an etsy girl who refuses to wear any stars merch that doesn't look hand-designed and thrifted because i'm like asldkfhlfdh. ok Fine yes that's roope
- 9141: i really don't think i'll ever actually care about tyler seguin but out of all his dynamics this one's the most fun to me because i unfortunately do enjoy a bit of childhood friends in my goalieshipping
- 252: presented without comment:
- goalie + ohlguy combos: wedge and robo, robo and johnny, wedge and otter, dellyotter (and they were roommates), etc.
- 1624: vetfucker disease

would read
- tseg ships: i think the 1c overhaul makes him and roope fun and then i don't really fully care about the mush/colin stuff but i'm like (throws hands up) i get it!
- johnnyotter: doesn't have much basis past the bye week trip but i like them enough individually that i'd read it. plus 5310 and 1029 already work so you might as well triangulate fully
- and the rest on the graph but you get it

(tbh i really like some age gap stuff but i don't feel right completely advertising it because i'm particular with how it's executed asdklfhgklhg. dw about it)

Anyway. HLKDSFHLH why am i the way i am

Date: 2023-05-01 01:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lowhours
truly fascinating document here!! enthralled by the pavs-kivi line and lack of pavs-robo LMAO. lundy-kivi is also crazy but i see the vision.. sidekick4sidekick teas

Idk why im always surprised to know that people genuinely like 2124 for dynamics reasons and not just as a prank / bit / self inflicted doomed pursuit, especially when 2129 is right there with effusive blatant friendship... even the amount of 2124 requests in starsfest kinda shocked me. Sportsshipping is working and more importantly so is the formula3 gif agenda

hintzkanen is so good for the reasons you already mentioned but i also feel like.... umm SPORTSnarratively speaking from eg. seanshap and pdocast there's so much emphasis on robo and pavs as influences on roope's play, and i actually wonder how much specifically miro has impacted rhintz hockey IQ, skating, technique etc.... i know miro hasnt had as much opportunity to play offensively over the years but 1) that clearly annoyed both miro and roope on miro's behalf 2) they're always practicing tgt so what's up with that. also just like the contrast in slow upward development arc towards being a complete 1c vs miro landing on his feet on day 1 and how highly aware of that roope seems. that one clip of them playing scissor paper rock for that nhl in euro media tour thing from the offseason was so short but cute STARS ADMIN MAKE THE ROSTER DO DUMB COMPETITIVE ACTIVITIES ALREADYYYYY

5310 really has so much potential... i wish there had been a way to invest in stocks at the start of a season so that we could be reaping the benefits of being proven correct re: tydel homosocial potential

my fav kivi quality is when he picks on esa and esa's like [dying of laughter] [touching arm spiritually if not in actuality] staaaaaaaHHHp ..... i think with klinger gone kivi has unexpectedly risen in the ranks of smartass wiseguy in the eurocontingent. also 2425 relatedly have you seen that clip from world juniors era promotions/reality tv show where roope got taken to a rock festival or something and met the headline act and learn how to be a celebrity and kivi got sent to camp in the wet forest with a tarp and some sticks .. THE PATHETICISM IS SO EXTERNALLY ENFORCED WONT U LET HIM BE A ROSTER EDGE CASE WITH DIGNITY....

loling @ hak making it onto your shipping chart for basically the same reason he makes it onto nhl rosters, i.e being 6'6". you are so valid for that